Thursday

Thursday is the best day of the week. Let me "esplain" it to you why, k?

One, you have the anticipation--Friday is yet to arrive, so nothing has tainted the possibilities for your weekend spread.

B. You haven't had anything to drink yet (or at least, most of us haven't), and thus you haven't had the dead sleep of a drink too many, and thus the painful daytime results, leaving you the equivalent of a human zombie.

(iii) My Thursday underwear and socks are the best colors.

Afterthought: Four, I've just eaten in a Twinkie in the first time in forever, and it was most delish. Another reason to love Thursdays.

Capeesh?